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Sunday, September 25th 2005

On God's Time

An economist gets a chance to talk with God.
“Lord,” the economist says. “The scripture tells us that a thousand years is but like a second to you. Is that true?”
“Yes,” God says.
“Then, would a million dollars be like a penny to you?”
“Yes,” God says again.
“God, I haven’t asked for much in my life and I was wondering if I could have one of your pennies.” The economist asks.
God replys, “Wait here a minute.”