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Friday, September 15th 2006

Cheer Up Says Deadspin

If They Take Away Bush’s Heisman Did It Really Happen?

Bush could lose his Heisman and USC could even lose its national championship.

That’s an explosive possibility, though we’ve never understood the idea of taking away titles retroactively, like they did with Michigan. We know Michigan lost one of its Final Fours, or something similar, but only in some book somewhere; we don’t know who took their spot, and since we were watching, they won it in our memory, which is the only thing that really matters in the sports world. USC fans can scare themselves, but it’s not real: Even if Reggie Bush received money and they take away hardware and fictional titles, it still all happened, and you still all enjoyed it. Honest.

Thanks. It isn’t helping though.