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Monday, September 25th 2006

Enough Swiss Cheese Already!

First the attack took thirty minutes. Now it turns out she was raped by three men in five or ten minutes. Talk about a quickie.

Three Duke lacrosse players took five to 10 minutes to sexually assault a woman hired to perform as an exotic dancer at a team party, and not the 30 minutes she originally described to investigators, a prosecutor said Friday.

“When something happens to you that is really awful, it can seem like it takes place longer than it actually takes,” District Attorney Mike Nifong said.

The prosecutor also isn’t able to put a time frame on the crime,

[A]uthorities believe it took place between 11:30 p.m. on March 13, when the accuser arrived at the party, and 12:55 a.m. on March 14, when police arrived and found no one at the house.

Duke, in an effort to prevent this again, has banned strippers.

The policy governs only on-campus events and wouldn’t have applied to the March off-campus lacrosse team party where an exotic dancer has said she was sexually assaulted by three men in a bathroom.

No Strippers?! How ‘Bout Guys In Fat Stripper Costumes?