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Wednesday, February 21st 2007

The Onion: Doc Pitches Friend For Job

From The Onion,

Albany Memorial Hospital cardiologist Dr. Richard Grafton appealed to the Board of Trustees during its monthly meeting Monday to give his unemployed friend, Doug Ferris, a newly available position in the hospital’s internal medicine wing, calling Ferris “a good guy, deep down” and a “hard worker when he wants to be.”

While Ferris said he planned to skim through borrowed copies of Gray’s Anatomy and the Physicians’ Desk Reference if hired, he believes direct, hands-on experience with such doctor activities as prescribing drugs and performing Caesarean sections would ultimately be the best teaching tool.

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