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Tuesday, September 4th 2007

The Ritz It Is Not

I was walking past a patient room the other day (not one with my patient in it mind you) and someone starts hollering from it:

“Doctor! Doctor are you out there?!”

Someone in distress! I turn back and peek my head in. The guy is sitting on the edge of his bed in no acute distress with a tray of food in front of him.

“Can I help you?” I ask.

“Yeah, what is going on here?!” He asks angrily, motioning to the tray in front of him.

“What do you mean?”

“This,” He picks up a limp pancake and drops it back on his plate. “Is not breakfast!”

“Maybe you should call your nurse…” I move on, grateful not to get dragged into that, but ever so remorseful for the BS his nurse is about to get. They take a lot of it unnecessarily but an appropriate full fledged thank you for such probably needs a dedicated post.

Personally I Think The Breakfasts Look Fine Adequate